Life is all about ASS

Let's celebrate like you're 21!

Alam mo ba 2 years ago, muntik ko na makalimutan ang birthday mo? Salamat na lang sa friendster ( uso pa sya nun) notifications, hindi sya nakalimot. >:) Kaya isa sa mga naging new years resolution ko ay ilagay sa calendar ng phone ko lahat ng mga birthdays ng mahal ko sa buhay. It worked last year. Konting kalembang lang ng alarm sa umaga ng September 21, naalala ko na! No sweat. Hahaha! But fate played tricks on me, nasira ang phone. Digital na ang karma, ang bilis!

O baka naman magdamdam ka, mahahalata ang edad pag nagiging sensitive na. =)) Hindi ko naman nakalimutan, sadya lang mahina ako sa mga numero. Ilalakad ko sa senado na gawing letter ng alphabet ang mga dates ng birthday para hindi naman mahirapan yung utak ko. Pag nag overworked ito baka mag short circuit. Baka mag ala-LORELIE ako at maghanap ng "tunay na pag ibig" =))

Alam mo yung pressure sken pag birthday mo? ( as if naman gumagastos ako noh? haha) Alam ko kasi pipigain ko na naman yung utak ko sa pag sulat, mapantayan ko lang yung mga mala-encyclopedia mong nobela. Plus, baka ipa-translate pa ito ng nyowa mo, patay na ang maliligayang araw ko. Pero since birthday mo cge, i-translate natin. Since uso naman ngaun ang mga translator, (kay Shamcey, hindi. ) let's give way to Mr. google translate. :))

So pano? Birthday mo nga. I hope you appreciate the amount of thought I put into a decision not to get you a birthday gift. >:) And I won't change my mind. Hahaha!

Happy Birthday bebegerl!

Someone from across the pacific remembers your birthday without FB reminder.

LOL ( lots of love?)

♥qaiqai♥

Letters to Juliet

‎"What" and "If" are two words as non-threatening as words can be. But put them together side-by-side and they have the power to haunt you for the rest of your life: What if? What if? What if? I don't know how your story ended but if what you felt then was true love, then it's never too late. If it was true then, why wouldn't it be true now? You need only the courage to follow your heart. I don't know what a love like Juliet's feels like - love to leave loved ones for, love to cross oceans for but I'd like to believe if I ever were to feel it, that I will have the courage to seize it."

:)

Birthday GIRL-ie :)

Your birthday is a reminder how I was redeemed from an unbearably boring childhood without you coming out first. :) Life maybe tough now, but it couldn't get any toughiER for a toughIEST you... plus US your sidekicks.

We LOVE you dearly.

Happy Birthday everdearestbestcousinfriend! :)



"So WE walk under a bus, WE got hit by a train. Keep falling in love, which is kinda the same. WE've sunk out at the, crashed OUR car, got insane. And it felt so good, We wanna do it again. "

Close, Open, Happiness!

How my heart swelled with unfathomable elation just merely watching you. How your giggles brought my soul on euphoric heights and gradually snatched me out of this worried mind.

I skipped a lot of the "cuddling", swear I'd be missing more.

Sure you grow fast, but I love you dearly twice your size.

A FATHER'S RULES FOR FINDING FULFILLMENT

A must read:

A FATHER'S RULES FOR FINDING FULFILLMENT

Be courteous, be punctual, always say please and thank you, and be sure to hold your knife and fork properly. Others take their cue on how to treat you from your manners.

Be kind, considerate and compassionate when others are in trouble, even if you have problems of your own. Others will admire your selflessness and will help you in due course.

Show moral courage. Do what is right, even if that makes you unpopular. I always thought it important to be able to look at myself in the shaving mirror every morning and not feel guilt or remorse. I depart this world with a pretty clear conscience.

Show humility. Stand your ground but pause to reflect on what the other side are saying, and back off when you know you are wrong. Never worry about losing face. That only happens when you are pig-headed.
Learn from your mistakes. You will make plenty so use them as a learning tool. If you keep making the same mistake or run into a problem, you’re doing something wrong.

Avoid disparaging someone to a third party; it is only you who will look bad. If you have a problem with someone, tell them face to face.

Hold fire! If someone crosses you, don’t react immediately. Once you say something it can never be taken back, and most people deserve a second chance.

Have fun. If this involves taking risks, so be it. If you get caught, hold your hands up.

Give to charity and help those who are less fortunate than yourselves: it’s easy and so rewarding.

Always look on the upside! The glass is half full, never half empty. Every adversity has a silver lining if you seek it out.

Make it your instinct always to say ‘yes’. Look for reasons to do something, not reasons to say no. Your friends will cherish you for that.

Be canny: you will get more of what you want if you can give someone more of what they desire. Compromise can be king.

Always accept a party invitation. You may not want to go, but they want you there. Show them courtesy and respect.

Never ever let a friend down. I would bury bodies for my friends, if they asked me to . . . which is why I have chosen them carefully.

Always tip for good service. It shows respect. But never reward poor service. Poor service is insulting.

Always treat those you meet as your social equal, whether they are above or below your station in life. For those above you, show due deference, but don’t be a sycophant.

Always respect age, as age equals wisdom.

Be prepared to put the interests of your sibling first.

Be proud of who you are and where you come from, but open your mind to other cultures and languages. When you begin to travel (as I hope you will), you’ll learn that your place in the world is both vital and insignificant. Don’t get too big for your breeches.

Be ambitious, but not nakedly so. Be prepared to back your assertions with craftsmanship and hard work.

Live every day to its full: do something that makes you smile or laugh, and avoid procrastination.

Give of your best at school. Some teachers forget that pupils need incentives. So if your teacher doesn’t give you one, devise your own.

Always pay the most you can afford. Never skimp on hotels, clothing, shoes, make-up or jewellery. But always look for a deal. You get what you pay for.

Never give up! My two little soldiers have no dad, but you are brave, big-hearted, fit and strong. You are also loved by an immensely kind and supportive team of family and friends. You make your own good fortune, my children, so battle on.

Never feel sorry for yourself, or at least don’t do it for long. Crying doesn’t make things better.

Look after your body and it will look after you.

Learn a language, or at least try. Never engage a person abroad in conversation without first greeting them in their own language; by all means ask if they speak English!

And finally, cherish your mother, and take very good care of her.

In Denial

Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.

Once he'd recovered, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell once more to the ground.

He tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.

Finally, the female bird turned to her mate and said.

"Do you know what, darling? I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

FACT:

People are delusional.

COLD-HARD-FACT:

They are unaware that they are being delusional.

MATTER-OF-FACTly:

It's a disease most commonly referred to as " IN DENIAL"

What I need to learn about LIFE, I learned from PANTALON

Oo, pantalon.

Hindi ako mahilig bumili ng pantalon, once in a blue moon lang. Bukod sa hindi ako madalas magpantalon dahil may uniform sa trabaho, hindi ito mabilis maluma kaya matagal ko mapapakinabangan. Sa factory outlet LANG ako bumibili, minimal damaged kaya MURA LANG. :D It may sound peculiar, but life really did flash before me right in the middle of the "fitting room" and that 5 cold jeans lying on the floor.

MAHIRAP PUMILI LALO NA KUNG MARAMING OPTIONS

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." Very common among women lalo na when it comes to shopping. Marami kailangan i-consider, the FIT, the PRICE, and the QUALITY and/or BRAND. Ang problema, hindi ito all in one seasoning pack or 3 in 1 coffee, syempre pag branded mas mahal at hindi araw araw ay SALE. The worst part, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE.

In this life, options never run out of stock. Whoever said " Wala na kasi akong choice kundi.. " was lying. Options are choices in a different set of letters. Nag eexist sila sa lahat ng sitwasyon sa buhay. We just have to pick out one that suits us in a given situation. Pick wise for a trick comes with it - NO RETURN, NO EXCHANGE.. only LESSON LEARNED.

HUWAG IPILIT KUNG HINDI KASYA

Kung size 27 ka pero 26 ang pinili mo, malamang hindi kasya. Minsan depende din sa brand, kahit size mo na hindi pa rin fit. Pero ipagpipilitan mo ba kahit alam mo na ikaw lang ang magsa-suffer in the end? Give up. FIND THE ONE THAT FITS RIGHT.

Lemme get this straight and simple. Mahal mo. Mahal ka ba? Sya ang buhay mo. Mabubuhay sya ng wala ka. Iniiyakan mo. Umiiyak dahil sa iba. It's like squeezing a square peg into the round hole hoping it's malleable enough to go in. Have you succeeded? Yes, in deforming the hole... deforming yourself.

KUNG MEDYO LUWAG, MAG SINTURON

Isang criteria ko sa pagpili ng pantalon ay "ALLOWANCE". Kailangan may space pa lalo na sa bewang pag marami ako nakain, lumalaki ang tyan ko. So it goes without saying, maluwag sya pag gutom ako. :)) I need BELT POWER! In as much as we need some SPACE TO BREATH, we also need SUPPORT to keep us IN PROPER PLACEMENT. Ang mga BELTS sa buhay natin ay ang ating pamilya at mga kaibigan, THEY WILL NEVER LET US DOWN.

Ang PANTALON. bow!

Generic

1. morning squabbles --talking 'bout my "5 more minutes in the bed" thingy-- with myself.

2. juggling my innate Jekyll and Hyde faces throughout the day.

3. "to eat or not to eat? that is the question"--battle, more on rant.

4. absence of nocturnal entertainment (tv, movie marathon, etc.) or the presence of it ( bugs and more bugs) is an equal catastrophe my poor brain deals with.

5. off to sleep, only to go back to number 1 again and again.

HOW GENERIC.

High Blood PLEASURE

That delight of being able to languidly couch on the swivel..

zest with uninterrupted "view of the unknown" ( tulala ) >:)

it's a disease everyone has acquired.

Hell must have frozen over.

Ergo, the devils migrated.