a good laugh amidst the busy afternoon :))

I bumped over some jokes while browsing, sumakit ulo ko kakatawa.
Here to share some of it.
Enjoy.

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Math love story...

Boy: do you know that my love for you is like the limit of a constant over a variable as the variable approaches zero??
Girl; ano yun?
Boy:infinity :)
Girl: ganun? eh alam mo bang ang lab ko sau ay parang limit of a function of x as x approaches ' a', f d function of x s equal to 'c' f x s gretar than
a en s equal to d nd f x s less than or equal to a?
Boy: ano namn yun ?
Girl: syntax error!!!


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Nanay: nak lutuin mo na yung sardinas..
AnaK: kakaliskisan ko po ba?
Nanay: tanggalin mo na rin ang hasang ng masulit ang katangahan mo hayup ka!!
anak--> <--nanay

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Boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai at hopia??
Girl:ha? bakit? Boy: wala lang.. i just want to siomai love for you and hopia love me too!!! (keso!!)

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Sa sabungan walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong..
Si juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang sisiw..

Bantay: hoy!! ano yan?
Juan(galit pa) manok!! bakit?
Bantay: alam ko.. eh bakit sisiw??
Juan: heller?? may laban ang ama niya siyempre moral support.. tanga!!!



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