Psalm 23 of a coffeeholic.

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures:

It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.

It restoreth my buzz:

It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,

I will fear no Equal™:

For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:

Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:

And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.

It's purely H2O, what do you expect?

Karen's brain is pretty much occupied with:

      8% - Family (kasama na ang mga plus sa buhay ko )
      7% - God ( sorry Lord :((
      4% - Work
      1% - ka ek-ekan ng organ between the lungs. :))


80% of it is water. :)) Now you know. :))

Life itself is my waterloo.

Karen's heart is pretty much occupied with:

       72 heart beats per minute. What else is there to be busy about?


Well at least my brain is busier than my heart.

Kung ang ulan ay malapot na sorbetes, O kay sarap ng ulan.

It has been like this since the week started.. never ending.. constantly pouring. Like the sky have had his first heartbreak??!! Seriously?!

Perfect time to crave for ice cream. Seriously?!

(humming an old nursery rhyme now. Haha )

a good laugh amidst the busy afternoon :))

I bumped over some jokes while browsing, sumakit ulo ko kakatawa.
Here to share some of it.
Enjoy.

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Math love story...

Boy: do you know that my love for you is like the limit of a constant over a variable as the variable approaches zero??
Girl; ano yun?
Boy:infinity :)
Girl: ganun? eh alam mo bang ang lab ko sau ay parang limit of a function of x as x approaches ' a', f d function of x s equal to 'c' f x s gretar than
a en s equal to d nd f x s less than or equal to a?
Boy: ano namn yun ?
Girl: syntax error!!!


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Nanay: nak lutuin mo na yung sardinas..
AnaK: kakaliskisan ko po ba?
Nanay: tanggalin mo na rin ang hasang ng masulit ang katangahan mo hayup ka!!
anak--> <--nanay

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Boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai at hopia??
Girl:ha? bakit? Boy: wala lang.. i just want to siomai love for you and hopia love me too!!! (keso!!)

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Sa sabungan walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong..
Si juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang sisiw..

Bantay: hoy!! ano yan?
Juan(galit pa) manok!! bakit?
Bantay: alam ko.. eh bakit sisiw??
Juan: heller?? may laban ang ama niya siyempre moral support.. tanga!!!



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At sino ang nag sstoke ng ember ngayon? :))

Status : Superman is off to saving qaiqai

Superman: "You wrote that the world doesn't need a savior, but everyday i hear people crying for one."

Up! up! and away! ( off to saving qaiqai ) << in case you wonder where superman is. :))

Female area

Ever wonder why women has the most "spatial privileged" ?
Because women need "SPACE" more than men who always ask for it.

Ni-doodle ko si ate katz at ako'y nasiyahan. >:)

Such a gloomy day to end the week. I went over some stacks of papers and bills and checked what to discard and threw them without hesitations to the bin. Something snapped out of me while doing so. “If only casting off bitter memories is as easy as throwing trash to the bin.. hay” and continued my thoughtless sorting. Suddenly, this yellow metallic pocket popped out of nowhere which brought a subtle panic in my sluggish neurons. “Sana andito yung flasher ko” I prayed in between wheeze. Lo and behold! My extended memory haulier (well, aside from my brain) finally showed up after ages.

*lappy switched on ...

*flasher plugged... ( open folders to view file.. 3 folders.. PICTURES\MUSIC\BLOGS\

*clicked on PICTURES ( big mistake! )

“Oh syet. There’s a lot to delete in here” sounded more like I was trying to persuade a part of me to do so. I hopped from pictures to pictures unaware of the curve slowly forming in my lips. That curve then turned into chuckles then laughters as I paced to all the folders in each event that I had captured in vibrant colors. I remembered each too well that my heart swelled as each picture pulled me back to some specific scenes.

Images formed in my head.

I did see myself crossing that footbridge all smiled towards someone standing opposite the road. I did see the three of us asking the waiter to snap the camera at us doing wacky pose. We even took the hot sauce bottle out of our tipsiness and forgot about the whole thing until it leaked inside your bag and messed your things. We had a hella good laugh right there.

I browsed oodles of panorama in my peripheral while my consciousness trailed off in search for the comfort of a home I found in a friend. I missed her more despite the fact that she will be here come May 12, 2010, 8:30am ( O diba, detailed.haha) Nakakamiss ang mga pamatay nyang linya; “ Alam mo qai.. blah blah blah.. “ Hay naku, kung alam mo lang.. blah blah blah.. “ Alam mo ba si ano.. blah blah blah… “ Pumunta ka dito, hindi pedeng hindi..blah blah blah.. “ ADIK KA! “.. and many more. Sigh.

* Clicked close. Sigh again.

“ Buti na lang segregated yung mga pictures sa folders ko, hindi ko nasilip yung mga HINDI PA dapat silipin. “ )

“ Buti na lang pede ka mamili kung ano yung dapat mo lang buksan.” )

“ Buti na lang may same amount ang good sa bitter memories from the folders of my life.”

“ Buti na lang may recycle bin, pede ko itapon yung mga hindi ko na kelangan.”

“ Buti na lang may mga totoong Kaibigan who will pull you out from rejection…

** doodled.. doodled.. doodled.


… and will forgive you for the distorted doodling result.
Peace yah te katz! Hihi. LabyaH!

I Don't Miss you at All, Crazy!

Shoutout ng gulay

" Do I need to say that I am stressed - the worst unimaginable case - before you shut up? "

- sigaw ng lantang gulay sa nagrereklamong bumibili.

*** If you think this is funny, this ain't. Imagine yourself the "gulay" and shout that out.

A LAMB PRETENDING TO BE A LION

" Why did you stop?."

" It's a pointless argument. Para akong nakikipag usap sa bata. The problem is, i don't find them cute. [ laughs ] "

" Matapang ka lang kasi hindi mo sila kilala. And may I suggest huwag mo sila kaibiganin. "

" Why? "

" I know these people. They are bunch of prowlers geared up to take advantage of your weakness when there is a chance... and knowing you? hay.. YOU ARE A LAMB PRETENDING TO BE A LION. "

" Ano daw? [ tanga mode ] "

" Stop acting stupid, nakakairita. "

" Hmm. [ <-- i go this way either i agree or i just don't want to argue]

" Si ______, nung sinabihan ka na you were flirting on ym, bakit umiyak ka at tumunganga na lang? Kasi kaibigan mo sya kaya let it pass? Si ______, hindi mo sinisingil kahit hindi ka na kumain kasi ubos na pera mo. Dahil kaibigan mo sya at ayaw mo sya gipitin? Si ______, .... [ interupted ].. "

" Wag na nga yan. Change topic. "

" Ewan ko sayo."

" Lion ako noh! [ ismid ]"

" You wish! [ sarcastic ]"
" Oo, Lion ako.. domesticated nga lang kaya harmless na. "

" Bumili ka ng kausap mo. Tulog na ako. "
" Talo ka. "

Meet Sasuke, another brat in the making!

Everyone, meet Sasuke!

a new member of the family :D

another source of attraction next to Shotgun :))

another brat in the making.

If Love Rocks

Bakit kaya ang theme song ng mga mag syota palagi senti?

Kung ako magkaka theme song gusto ko ROCK!!! kasi love rocks diba? =)) :))

Artist: Aerosmith
Title: Crazy

Come 'ere baby
You know you drive me up the wall
the way you make good on all the nasty tricks you pull
Seems like we're makin' up more than we're makin' love
And it always seems you got somthin' on your mind other than me
Girl, you got to change your crazy ways
You hear me
Say you're leavin on a seven thirty train
and that you're headin' out to Hollywood
Girl you been givin me the line so many times
it kinda gets like feelin bad looks good
That kinda lovin'
Turns a man to a slave
That kinda lovin'
Sends a man right to his grave
chorus
I go crazy, crazy, baby, I go crazy
You turn it on
Then you're gone
Yeah you drive me
Crazy, crazy, crazy for you baby
What can I do, honey
I feel like the color blue. . .
You're packin up your stuff and talkin like it's tough
and tryin to tell me that it's time to go
But I know you ain't wearin' nothin' underneath that overcoat
And it's all a show
That kinda lovin'
Makes me wanna pull
Down the shade, yeah
That kinda lovin'
Yeah, now I'm never gonna be the same
chorus
I'm losin my mind, girl
'Cause I'm goin' crazy
I need your love, honey
I need your love
Crazy, crazy, crazy for you baby
I'm losin my mind, girl
'Cause I'm goin' crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy for you baby
You turn it on, then you're gone
Yeah you drive me

headbang! =))