Get lost, Mr. Reed!

I’ve witnessed a massive killing this morning. (say what?!?) Yeah, you heard that right. And it happened in split seconds only. No kidding. The assassin must have been so heartless doing such horrible crime. Actually, I thought of skinning that assassin alive, pull out his eyes from their sockets and drag him along edsa. But, on the second thought, since there were no casualties, (except my happy cells) and the assassin was.. uhmm.. just me (haha!) I will consider this case closed! Nyahahah!

I got this once in a lifetime chance ( I think) of blabbering to 5 of my long lost friends over the ym early this morning. The conversation started with a mind blowing, nerve shaking, eye popping topic. Lurve. I dunno how to spell it right. Haha! But that’s the only thing “daw” every human (and non-human ß I wonder who falls under this category) being is capable of doing. Talent daw yun. Hahaha!

Anyways, here’s an overview of the chitchats: ( and how I suddenly became a killer )

Friend 1 : ( not her real name, baka pulbusin ako nila )

karen: ahahaha, hindi ka msyadong bitter anu?

msindependent: sabi ko bahala xa, e di umalis xa.

msindependent: hindi nmn. ako ay isang babaeng nasasaktan lang. hehehe..

karen: sana pinigilan mo, baka nagpapapigil lang diba? maarte cla minsan eh. J)

msindependent: he turned his back already. Gunggung xa kung iniisip nya na hahabulin ko xa.

msindependent: ive done my part na.

karen: hmmm.. wala ako msabi, bopols din ako jan eh.

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Friend 2:

soemo: hindi mo pa alam yun? 3 weeks na halos.

karen: ganun? Wahapen ba?

soemo: nalaman ko lang na may gf syang iba nakita ko sa sm.

soemo: small world diba?

soemo: of all the places.

( hindi ko na isasama ang exag kong reaction, heheh)

Friend 3:

callhersuper: he said he wanted to see me kahit isang beses lang before he get married.

karen: hmmm.. I think its sweet for a guy to do that. Uhmmm iba yun.. kakaiba..

callhersuper: yea ryt. Hurting me more was his game.

callhersuper: he wanted to see me? what for?

callhersuper: para makita nya how will I react sa news nya?

karen: kung ayaw mo sya makita, wag kang magpakita

karen: iwasan mo hnggng sa mamatay ka ( forgive the term)

karen: ang tanong, ayw mo sya makita?

callhersuper: gusto.. L

karen: there is ur answer.

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Friend 4:

karen: ahahaha.. same here.

freakygirl: bakit kaya wala yatang may type sa sa akin?

(natawa lang ako jan onti )

Friend 5:

iesh: break na kmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

iesh: I feel good

karen: sinungaling ka, hahahaha!

(sinungaling tlga sya, sabi nmn ni ano iyak sya ng iyak , wee )

There goes the killing again.

:(